Pet & Plant Gifts for the Lovably Chaotic.

Shop tees, mugs, and gifts made for pet parents and plant lovers who keep it real (and rarely on schedule).

See What’s Blooming 🌿

Secure Checkout · Made to Order · Packed with Care · 30-Day Easy Returns

Featured Favorites

1 10

For What You Love

Paw Prints, Potting Soil, & Procrastination Blog — Read the Latest

View all
  • The Great Eight: Best Plants for Apartments with Low Light

    The Great Eight: Best Plants for Apartments wit...

    No sunlight? No problem. 🌿 These eight low-light legends—including three totally pet-safe picks—will turn your shadowy apartment corners into a cozy indoor jungle.

    The Great Eight: Best Plants for Apartments wit...

    No sunlight? No problem. 🌿 These eight low-light legends—including three totally pet-safe picks—will turn your shadowy apartment corners into a cozy indoor jungle.

  • ADHD Time: Where 5 Minutes Equals 45

    ADHD Time: Where 5 Minutes Equals 45

    When you say “five more minutes” but the universe hears “see you in 45.” Welcome to ADHD Time — where clocks are optional, chaos is creative, and watering one plant...

    ADHD Time: Where 5 Minutes Equals 45

    When you say “five more minutes” but the universe hears “see you in 45.” Welcome to ADHD Time — where clocks are optional, chaos is creative, and watering one plant...

  • Barking at the Mailman and Other Olympic-Level Sports

    Barking at the Mailman and Other Olympic-Level ...

    Your pet doesn’t just exist — they compete. From mailman marathons to plant-toppling parkour, here’s our salute to the furry, feathered, and occasionally finned Olympians in our homes. 🐾💚

    Barking at the Mailman and Other Olympic-Level ...

    Your pet doesn’t just exist — they compete. From mailman marathons to plant-toppling parkour, here’s our salute to the furry, feathered, and occasionally finned Olympians in our homes. 🐾💚

1 3
View all